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Bank Demotivational Poster


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


MONEY -


TAGS: piggy bank money pile
Rating: 4.5/5

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kellyvanrijn - August 19, 2011, 8:24 pm
However, money can buy spelling lessons...


MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.


TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

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WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Thanks.
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool


INVINCIBLE -


TAGS: hostess bankruptcy
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:37 pm
What... Moo(?)s brains or Greeny's old p****? Preferably neither...teehee
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:20 pm
They will be back... Or so I've heard
MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Well ya better hurry before the rest of these guys eat all the twinkies and pick teams for the next hockey game...teehee.
koloheiole - January 29, 2013, 11:58 pm
I'm move'n to Canada!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2012, 9:07 am
Or Greeny's flaccid old man p****.....:)
Greeny - November 20, 2012, 6:33 am
I heard of a science teacher whose kept an unwrapped Twinkie in his classrooom for 18+ years; it's still soft and squishy to this day - kinda like Moos' brain *lol*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2012, 12:12 am
That's gonna be a long trip Prissy. And you'd have to go to that town.....you know, the one people from our province don't talk about (I heard that Jesus lives there)
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
So emilio says management, dawg says hockey and up here in Canada cuz of hockey management...nobody's playin' the game! Be right back...off to the nearest 7-11 to buy 'em all some twinkies!
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:58 pm
You and the dawg think alike.
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well now you and emilio have got something there.
EmilioDumphque - November 19, 2012, 8:39 pm
It was more management's fault. While asking the workers to take pay cuts, they gave themselves huge raises. Then they asked for even more pay cuts. The union had had enough of that!
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:47 pm
(It's mostly aboot hockey eh)
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
ahhh twinkies : now king dongs...kick twinkies a**es!Canada has a history?
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:07 pm
That would be American history. Canada still makes twinkies. http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121119/business/711199807/
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 1:46 pm
yeah well that's generally what happens when you don't look before you leap...right into the fire. I can't believe these unions and the people in them sometimes, rather lose your job than a little money. Go figure...that's dedication :()
falloutghoul - November 19, 2012, 1:32 pm
That and a stubborn union that didn't believe that keeping their pensions will bankrupt the company for which they work.


DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.


TAGS: darth vader bank robbery
Rating: 4.48/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Very timely. 4L


TIMES GET TOUGHER -


TAGS: vader bank holdup
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:52 am
Sucks when your job gets blowed up?


FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.


TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.


MY PIGGY BANK IS STARVING - That's right, I had to fill up the gas tank again today ...




ETHOPIAN PIGGY BANK -


TAGS: piggy bank
Rating: 2.33/5

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BANKRUPTCY -




FASHION - Hand Over The Cash! I'm Getting Myself A Lady Gaga Wardrobe !




NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei




DESK JOB -


TAGS: banksy the clash crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 3:50 pm
I love his art.


APRIL 1, 1932 - Negative equity? Underwater mortgage? You're pulling my leg, right?


TAGS: bank depression
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - April 3, 2012, 10:21 am
Thx Gar.
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 9:19 am
Good one, ug...5L for the hindsight


FOOD BANKS -


TAGS: food bank bread mouse gross
Rating: 3.17/5

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rockntractor - November 28, 2009, 10:25 pm
The greatest thing since sliced mice?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:07 pm
Please use black backgrounds, soundsofsugoi. Thank you!


Husband & Wife -


TAGS: marriage banking money ***
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:33 pm
Nope...we're leaving that to your new wife after the big party on Saturday...congrats Mr. & Mrs. Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am
You guys are seriously f***ing with me today....5L


PERFECTION -




OCCAM'S RAZOR -




MOOOOOOOO HAS ALWAYS PREFERRED - interaction with his personal banker vs. the coldness of an ATM


TAGS: bank cow
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
Now thats some funny shiot right there!!!!


HSBC - The bank that actively encourages fraud.


TAGS: banking
Rating: 3.86/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 7, 2010, 5:04 pm
My old phone was crap for ph**os. I'm glad I saw this after getting my new phone.
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Good ****. I wish i had a better camera phone to take pics of stuff that i think would make a good fake.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 7, 2010, 4:50 pm
Thanks. I was in there today, and I had to climb a chair to take that ph**o. That's motifake dedication for you.
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice!5Cases of identity theft


SAVE IF YOU CAN -


TAGS: money piggybank
Rating: 4.71/5

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Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:49 pm
B-E-A-Utiful.
Greeny - January 28, 2012, 6:26 am
5 h** nurses Sho


ON THE LAM AGAIN -




YEAH - Because a bank's going to get held up by Rudolph.


TAGS: bank hold up rudolph
Rating: 2.9/5

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CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:28 pm
lots of people wear mardi gras masks to hide who they are when doing that
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
bank policy all over the place. I went to my local bank, everyone knowing everyone in my family, and me since I was a kid. But I already had my halloween makeup on and they wouldn't let me in.
culos - February 2, 2010, 4:51 am
@Canada: Isn't Mardi Gras about Bewbies and Pearl Necklaces? Why would you want to remove those when entering the bank? I'm with Porci on this one...
Porcelina - February 1, 2010, 11:41 pm
Yeah, I'm thinking Halloween, and I'm kinda wanting to know the incident that influenced them to post this
Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:18 pm
...or left over from Halloween
CANADA - February 1, 2010, 11:00 pm
Im pretty sure this is for mardi gras


Men & Money -


TAGS: money men banking interest women
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 7, 2013, 8:08 am
tks dear!...I'll do my best, but I can't promise anything...;)
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
Haha...no money...no gun! Glad to see ya around again. Make your stay a little longer this time please.
mariand - November 6, 2013, 8:12 am
hehe...this is like this one: Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.


unfairly fired -




piggy banker role reversal -




stealth -


TAGS: childplay security laser robbing bank
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 23, 2013, 8:26 am
Heh, give a kid a ball of yarn or a long string and they’re good for hours. Gotta watch the parental re-entry though. No tellin’ what’s on the end of that string.
chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:00 pm
Thanks GaryO! Good babysitting idea too, don't you think? :)
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:30 am
N-I-C-E


GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black


TAGS: goldman sachs banks wealthy rich
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
I believe it's either grim his stand-up bit "In God We Rust" or "Stark Raving Black." Both are hilarious as hell, and very poignant.
falloutghoul - April 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
Hehehe, Lewis Black. Where is that quote from?


Bankruptcy For Dummies -


TAGS: banking life bankruptcy irs taxes
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:30 am
Badda bing


Dream of a Shoeshine Man -




Truth -




Evil Banks -




ODDS ARE -


TAGS: take those odds to the bank
Rating: 4.69/5

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Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:55 pm
Sorry Kate, I masturbate
AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 4:53 pm
Why you think the net was born? p*** p*** p***
Neener - October 13, 2010, 3:47 pm
Isn't that what the internet is for?


A small joke -


TAGS: bank crunch
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:39 am
Awesome!


NO POINT - in trying to pick up that hot new teller. She knows your ass is broke!


TAGS: bank lady
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - February 8, 2010, 11:25 am
Truly demotivating Bovee! Good ****!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 10:38 am
yeah i always get the oh got paid today comment.
pieman - February 8, 2010, 10:36 am
Usually the bankteller is smerking at me trying to keep her laughter inside. I would give you 5 pennies if I could aford it.


BEHOLD -


TAGS: take it to the bank daddy south jersey shore rock dec 5
Rating: 3.91/5

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Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:42 pm
Now come here Randal, and pay your half of the utilities!!
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:52 am
LOL!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
He says its a big hit for all the people from Manitoba. Everyone seems to want have some time alone with it.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:56 pm
Besides Canada?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
Ah, good than. I don't really know anyone who wants a dog that only knows ball, and good..... and ra**.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
the poster is really good, but the puppy comment....epic
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
You are correct, sir!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:47 pm
Quite the contrary, Random, the episode starts with Meatwad telling Frylock that he wants a dog. Or so I thought...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
And thanks, stavro!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
a-thankyou!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:45 pm
aggy.....FTW!!!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
A dog? Make it a puppy.... not one that's in the twlight of it's life.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
Produce, if you actually don't know what Hand Banana is, then you just put the icing on the cake for lols.
thatonechick - December 8, 2009, 10:41 pm
It took me several episodes to like it... Now Master Shake is my idol!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
Random... I want a dog.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
It was in to the 3rd season before a friend finally broke me down enough to get me to watch it. Loved it, been a fan ever since.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
How appropriate!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
Don't make me sic Hand Banana on you Produce.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
The frightening thing is that I don't smoke, and enjoy it as much as those I know who do. How's that for a dangerous mind?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:33 pm
Back to this, because simply looking at twilight, even if it is my own poster, pisses me off.
stavro1 - December 8, 2009, 10:15 pm
One word: EPIC!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:12 pm
My banana!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:11 pm
Tonight........ you.....
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
Why is the bunny looking at me like that?
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:05 pm
No sir Mr. Walken! Anything you say Mr. Walken!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
Never seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force TTH?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:02 pm
Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold! [unveils gigantic robotic bunny]
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:00 pm
What the flying f***ety f*** are you two talking about?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
Sweet!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
First two minutes
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:50 pm
Did you just ruin the ending?!?!?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:49 pm
I mean, you have a time traveling Abe Lincoln, Mastodon the band singing a convenience store song, and a watermelon named Walter Melon.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:39 pm
A must-see then. Thanks!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:33 pm
Its just as random and awesome as the series. Plus it features Neil Peart, and the opening song includes the line "I will bite your torso and give you a disease". Can't go wrong with a classic.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
I was afraid it'd spoil the series for me.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Believe it or not, I still haven't watched it.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:22 pm
Still love the movie.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:18 pm
YES!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:16 pm
Still probably better than here.
rerun - December 8, 2009, 9:14 pm

Isn't it snowing today in parts of Arizona?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:10 pm
Gentleman! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!


FREE HUGS - Are For Poor People! Stand By Your Wealth!




BIG BANKS -


TAGS: big banks trust bilk money dollars fail corporate bailout
Rating: 2.67/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:09 am
c...c...c...c...combo breaker!!!! oh wait..................... b...b...b...b...bull


SPERM FAILURE -




Wallstreet -


TAGS: money run on bank
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 8, 2015, 10:13 pm
truth


native reflections -




birds in a cage -


TAGS: banksy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 27, 2017, 1:15 pm
Another good one, RL! ^!


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